Indonesian app maker Madfal Studio has come up with a rather controversial game, ‘Coli’, that is available for free to download on Android phones. ‘Coli’ is Bahasa Indonesia slang for male masturbation, more popularly known as ‘fapping’ these days.
The game is as simple and self-explanatory as you could imagine a game about male masturbation to be. As soon as you hear, “Go!” you shake your phone with all your might in a given time frame and try to beat your own or other people’s records.
There are some upgrades that you can buy for a better fap-sperience, such as soap and sex dolls. For some weird reason, the points you score in the game can also buy you better wallpaper for your room in the game, which we’ve taken the liberty of calling the “Faptress of Solitude.”
So if you really want to play ‘Coli’, head on over to the Google Play Store and download it for free. If caught playing it, just say you’re using the game to exercise your arms. Much like the Shake Weight for women (warning, the following is the NSFW parody of the Shake Weight commercial):
