Porn star Vicky Vette suggests she could take over shambolic PSSI football association

Vicky Vette, as many of our naughtier readers probably already know, is a porn star from Norway and the object of many a MILF fantasy.

And, for some reason, she’s really into Indonesian football.

But Ms. Vette’s love for sepakbola Indonesia seemingly extends beyond casual fandom, as she appears to be well versed in the intricacies of Indonesian football politics.

Ms. Vette is aware of the turmoil that the Indonesian football association, PSSI, is currently facing, particularly after FIFA banned the nation from international football due to government meddling.

Now that it looks like the ban will be overturned in the coming weeks, many people are suggesting that PSSI needs new leadership in order to avoid another ban or just general suckiness due to mismanagement.

And out of nowhere, Ms. Vette threw her hat in the ring.

 

 

Yeah, how about it Indonesia? Would Vicky Vette be better than what we currently have?

Perhaps. The current PSSI chairman, La Nyalla Mattalitti, is refusing to step down despite being named a suspect in the corruption of government grants.

So we’re actually pretty certain Ms. Vette would run a cleaner ship than Mattalitti, were she to lead PSSI. She’d also probably be able to motivate our Garuda boys much more effectively.  

But alas, Vicky Vette isn’t an Indonesian citizen, so this is nothing but a pipe dream for those people who enjoy both pornography and football.




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