Gadjah Mada University in Yogyakarta is one of the oldest and most prestigious universities in the country.
But when a Whatsapp message asking porn-watching males to masturbate and sell their sperm to the Faculty of Medicine for Rp 50k went viral at the university recently, people weren’t sure if it was serious or not.
This is what the message said:
Guys, bingung cari uang? Lagi nganggur? Hobi menonton film porno di waktu luang? Manfaatkan kebiasaan mu untuk mencari uang!! Sekarang calon anak kamu yang biasa kamu buang bisa dijadikan uang!!
Syarat:
Melapor ke asdos PK (patologi klinis FK UGM) atau ke Ajib (081229XXXXX).
Sampel dikeluarkan maksimal satu jam sebelum jam praktikum, container harap diambil dulu di lab PK lantai 5. Masturbasi bisa dilakukan di ruangan khusus di lantai 5 atau bisa di tempat tinggal pribadi, asal sampel dibawa tidak lebih dari satu jam setelah pengeluaran.
Insentif fresh money sebesar 50rb setelah mengumpulkan sampel diambil di TU PK lantai 5. Cuma bantu temen di klinik
(Guys, having money problems? Do you have nothing to do? Is your hobby watching porn movies in your spare time? Turn your habit into money!! Turn your aborted future children into money!!!
Terms:
Report to the assistant professor at PK (Pathology Clinic at UGM) or to Ajib (081229XXXXX). The sample must be extracted at most an hour before lab starts. Retrieve the container first from the PK lab on the 5th floor. Masturbation can be done in a special room on the 5th floor or your private residence, as long as the sample is given not longer than an hour after extraction.
There’s a money incentive of Rp 50rb after the sample is taken at TU PK on the 5th floor. Just helping out a friend at the clinic)
Rp 50K in Yogyakarta is a really sweet deal. You can totally live off delicious nasi gudeg for one or two days with that kind of money. And the work isn’t even that difficult (though your arms would get sore after a while).
But UGM vehemently denied they had any involvement in the message.
“At the moment there is no research on sperm in our faculty,” said Professor Budi Mulyono, head of the Pathology Clinic at UGM, as quoted by Vivanews yesterday.
He also said UGM would never release such an informal and deliberately amusing message. They are currently investigating if the message was initially spread by a member of the faculty or its students.
We hope nobody lines up outside UGM hoping to get paid for a quick tug.
