Meme of the Moment: The Presidentiables as Call Center Agents

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This meme, which is from The Call Center Show, re-imagines our presidential candidates as call center agents. Read it and…weep? You can also LOL.

VICE PRESIDENT JEJOMAR BINAY
Yung agent na laging disconnect ang call pero di umaamin. Tapos nung nagka-opening, gusto mag-apply na team lead. #CorruptionIssues

Translation: The agent whose calls always get disconnected but he never owns up to it, Now, he wants to apply as team lead.

SEN. MIRIAM DEFENSOR SANTIAGO
Yung agent na laging absent lately due to medical reaons tapos ayaw magpakita ng fit-to-work pero gusto mag-apply as team lead. #HealthIssues

Translation: The agent who’s been absent a lot lately due to health reasons but refuses to show a fit-to-work certificate even if she is now applying to be team lead.

MAR ROXAS
Yung agent na lagi lang sund-sunuran sa team lead nIya tapos gusto mag-apply na team lead. #TutaIssues

Translation: The agent who always agrees to everything his team lead wants and now he himself wants to be team lead.

SEN. GRACE POE
Yung agent na lumipat sa ibang acount kasi hindi nya nagustuhan ang sistema at dahl mas malaki ang sahod sa kabilang account. Tapos nun nagkaroon ng opening, gusto bumalik at mag-apply as team lead. #CitizenshipIssues

Translation: The agent who went to another account for better pay and because she didn’t like the system on her old account but now she wants to apply as team lead.

DAVAO CITY MAYOR RODRIGO DUTERTE
Yung agent na magaling sana kaso walang pera pam-print ng resume para makapag-apply as team lead. #CampaignFundsIssues

Translation: The agent who’s great but doesn’t have money to have his resume printed so he can apply as team lead.