If you can’t afford costly away trips, you mum won’t let you have a tattoo and it’s just too hot for scarves, there’s only one way to show your dedication to your favourite football team – make it part of your name.
That’s exactly what Hongkonger Lo Kin Fung did this week when he officially changed his name to “Man United Dick Law”
He will now be known as “Man United Dick Law”, which, let’s face it, is at least very memorable.
According to a translation of his Facebook announcement, Man United Dick Law made the move to show his life dedication to the club and his “romantic spirit”.
Let’s hope he finds some other outlet for that romantic spirit, as we dare say he’ll have trouble finding a date with his new moniker.