A security guard whose bike and faith in humanity were damaged in a road sex rage incident turned down compensation yesterday for his trouble.
Warat Lunthong rejected an undisclosed sum from a woman who was not one of the two people he caught having sex early Sunday morning in the northern Bangkok outskirts in a Toyota Altis which then tried to hit him.
The unidentified woman met with the authorities and Warat yesterday, claiming she had loaned the vehicle to “a friend” who lent it to the couple who used it to have sex. She claimed not to know the couple or, even more sus, where her car was anymore.
She had offered to pay for the damages to Warat’s bike after it was bulldozed by the fleeing vehicle. The authorities refused to file any charges against her and are instead seeking the driver who hit Warat.
It all began when Warat’s patrol in the early hours of Sunday morning came upon the occupied vehicle outside the AC market in Bangkok’s Sai Mai district. Inside, two people in their twenties were taking Toyota’s “Let’s Go Places” slogan all the way to fourth base.
In a fit of rage of coitus interruptus rage, the masked man shouted “What’s your problem?” according to Warat, who told them to leave. Instead of being cool about it, the masked man drove the car into Warat’s motorcycle before speeding off.
The incident was brought to attention by a page dedicated to road accidents.
The authorities have asked the couple to come forward.