The message that certified badass Jerome Ranatunga wants to convey here is “Fuck your weak-ass, here’s a true spicy challenge”.
Dude just seems really pissed off about the dozens of people who have been bragging that they took on the Korean fire noodle challenge. The feat took Asia by storm this year, pitting human taste buds against the Samyang brand of spicy ramen, also known as the ‘Flaming Chicken Fried Noodles’.
Many have tried, many have failed and many have capitalised the trend into YouTube videos. To be fair, the Fire Noodles can reach up to 5,930 Scoville Heat Units on the Scoville scale, comparable to the spiciness faced when eating jalapeño or fresno chilli peppers.
Fuck all y’all, Jerome says while he takes on an even spicier challenge by digging into a whole bowl of chopped chili padi. Also known as the Bird’s eye chili, it scores between 100,000 to 225,000 Scoville heat units on the scale, a heckuva lot worse than the effete Samyang noodles. Note that he eats all that without even breaking a sweat.
“U eat chilli padi first, then you talk,” he writes.
This goes out to all those cb kias who talk WORLD just because they ate some korean SamYang fire noodles and decided to post a video about their experience. Eh lanjiao la u all. U eat chilli padi first, then you talk. Ok? Buto sama lu.
Posted by Jerome Ranatunga on Wednesday, 7 October 2015
