Thorny times: There’s a cheeky new Instagram account fixated on hot dudes with durian

There are plenty of hot guys on Instagram, sure. But buff blokes tenderly cradling sexy hunks of durian? Followed, and liked.

The latest IG account chronicling the adventures of good-looking men centers on the King of Fruits as well, making it a double whammy for those who love the two Ds: Durian and dudes. (Get your mind out of the gutter, folks.)

Aptly named @hotdudeswithdurian, the profile regularly posts luscious pictures of that coveted, creamy flesh — along with some muscular men and their eight-packs. Guys from Singapore make the cut, along with fellow enthusiasts of the stinky fruit from the likes of Bali, Malaysia, Sri Lanka, Thailand, and even Hawaii.

But really, the best bits — apart from those ripped bods — are the cheeky, punny captions.

 

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In South East Asia, durian is known as the “King of Fruits.” And I don’t know if this hottie is royalty, but I’d like him to take me back to his castle and make me his queen. . . . . . . #hotdudeswithdurian #durian #southeastasia #southeastasianfood #durianlovers #durianlover #singaporefood #singaporefoodie #singaporefoodies #singaporean #singaporeinsiders #singaporeeats #singaporelife #singaporetourism #forbiddenfruit #smellsgood #stinkyfeet #malaysiafood #fruitlover #fruitlovers #foodpornmalaysia #foodmalaysia #seasia #southeastasianfood

A post shared by hotdudeswithdurian (@hotdudeswithdurian) on Mar 28, 2019 at 8:39pm PDT

 

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This dude is invited into my kitchen any day. Wait a minute while I open the fridge to cool down. Is it the durian that has caused the heaty or is it this hottie? . . . . . . . #durian #hotdudeswithdurian #durianlovers #southeastasianfood #southeastasia #durians #singapore #singaporefood #eatdurian #heaty #foodporn #malaysia #indonesia #hotguys #hotdudes #durianlover #singaporefood #singaporefoodie #singaporefoodies #singaporean #singaporeinsiders #singaporeeats #singaporetourism #forbiddenfruit #stinkyfeet #malaysiafood #fruitlover #fruitlovers #foodpornmalaysia #foodmalaysia #seasia #southeastasianfood

A post shared by hotdudeswithdurian (@hotdudeswithdurian) on Mar 29, 2019 at 3:45am PDT

 

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This durian dude may be hiding behind a tough exterior, but I would like to take a bite out of that flesh underneath. . . . . . . #hotdudeswithdurian #durian #southeastasia #southeastasianfood #bali #indonesia #singapore #singaporefood #durianlovers #durianlover #singaporefood #singaporefoodie #singaporefoodies #singaporean #singaporeinsiders #singaporeeats #singaporelife #singaporetourism #forbiddenfruit #smellsgood #stinkyfeet #malaysiafood #fruitlover #fruitlovers #foodpornmalaysia #foodmalaysia #seasia #southeastasianfood

A post shared by hotdudeswithdurian (@hotdudeswithdurian) on Mar 28, 2019 at 9:01pm PDT

 

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I’d hold em both by the stick. #durianmakesmethorny 📸 @durianwriter . . . . . . . . . . #foodporn #durian #durianlovers #durianlover #singaporefood #singaporefoodies #singaporean #singaporeinsiders #singaporeeats #singaporelife #singaporetourism #forbiddenfruit #malaysiafood #fruitlover #fruitlovers #foodpornmalaysia #foodmalaysia #seasia #southeastasianfood #hotdudeswithdurian #plantbased #southeastasia #durians #singapore #singaporefood #eatdurian #heaty #foodporn #malaysia #vegan #plantbased #fruitporn

A post shared by hotdudeswithdurian (@hotdudeswithdurian) on Mar 29, 2019 at 6:36pm PDT

 

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Feast your eyes on this durian spread. Not sure if those glasses are for fashion, but I can clearly see this dude knows how to get down on the D. 📷: @mklrnt . . . . . . . . #hotdudeswithdurian #manspread #durianmakesusthorny #durian #kingoffruit #makan #eatdurian #bangkok #thailand #puns #punny #seasia #durianfruit #thaifood #foodporn #fruitporn #instafruit #fruitoftheloom #vegan #plantbased #fruit #thai #southeastasia #southeastasiafood #vegetarian #indonesia #singapore #malaysia

A post shared by hotdudeswithdurian (@hotdudeswithdurian) on Apr 1, 2019 at 3:37pm PDT

 

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This one is a rare Thai variety. And this durian dude can thai me up anytime he’d like. Sawadee kap!!!!! 📷: @lekteeradetch . . . . . . . . #hotdudeswithdurian #durianmakesmethorny #durians #durian #hotguys #foodporn #thailand #thaifoodies #thaifood #lekteeradetch #thaifoodporn #southeastasia #seasia #hotdudes #plantbased #fruitlover #fruit #kingoffruit #vegan #fruitporn

A post shared by hotdudeswithdurian (@hotdudeswithdurian) on Mar 29, 2019 at 10:26pm PDT

 

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This dude knows how to hold a durian to avoid a poke. But let me cut to the chase, a poke is exactly what I’d like from this guy. 📷: @thaithaijane . . . . . . . . . . #hotdudeswithdurian #duriansmakemethorny #poke #pokemon #durianfruit #durian #makan #makanmakan #thaifood #thaifruit #kingoffruits #spikey #baldmen #bangkok #instafruit #fruitlover #vegan #plantbased #fruitporn #foodporn #vegetarian #puns #punny #seasia #hotdudes #fruit #knifeskills #thaiguys #baldman #bald

A post shared by hotdudeswithdurian (@hotdudeswithdurian) on Apr 5, 2019 at 3:39pm PDT

Check it out, if durians make you (t)horny.