This cranky and sarcastic Singaporean just wants you to flush the toilet

A handwritten warning letter taped in a female toilet at the Pek Chuan Building. Photo: SGFollowsAll/Instagram
A handwritten warning letter taped in a female toilet at the Pek Chuan Building. Photo: SGFollowsAll/Instagram

An angry office building dweller who’s had enough of Singapore’s shit has dropped a warning.

A snarky, handwritten notice complaining about people who don’t flush their unsightly No. 2s down the bowl in a female washroom at the Pek Chuan Building on Lavender Street was posted this morning to the Instagram account SGFollowsAll.

“Is your hand/fingers broken? Did you see a ghost and a very scary one till you [forgot] to clean your ass and flush the toilet? Did you run fast?” the letter wrote.

It was not clear if the note, pasted below a “Please keep the toilet clean” sign, was written by the cleaners or an occupant of the building.

The author also printed out photographic evidence from two of three cubicles where poo was left sitting. Even though the toilet is “very run down, old” and “scary,” the letter said that its visitors should still flush.

“There [are] only 3 cubicle[s] in this toilet, 2 [are] full of shit, do you want to make it a norm that all 3 [are] full of shit? Then just shit at the middle one too!” it said.

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