Singaporeans don’t like to admit it, but we do love indulging our appetite for porn every once in a while, and what better way to give in to our inner hankerings than with the internet — the home of free porn?
Though we may secretly curse the Media Development Authority for banning some of our choice sites, we all have our ways of bypassing their restrictions (don’t look at us, find your own way, young porn-dawans). One of the blocked sites is PornHub, probably one of the biggest free adult video-sharing platforms today.
Undeterred Singaporeans have certainly been utilising PornHub, as proven by the latest statistics lovingly laid out by the site. We can be proud of the duration of which we last on each visit, clocking in an average of just below 10 minutes before we close our Incognito Window of Shame.
The honour for longest lasting time goes to the Western Sahara, where visits last an awesome 16 minutes and 16 seconds on average. Closer to home, China and the Philippines possess a respectable tenacity in their timings, clocking in 14:34 and 14:22-minute-long sessions on average. Folks over at Palestine, Iraq and Antartica need more practice — they’ve only lasted five minutes each before concluding their sessions.
Other interesting factoids have also been revealed: Asians love our jugs. According to overall statistics, boobs are more lusted over in the East (with the exception of Africa), whereas posteriors are more preferred in the West.
We’re not sure what’s exactly appealing about pornography involving pregnant women, but hey, to each his own. Those extra curves and that special glow in expecting mothers are certainly turning on PornHub users in Southeast Asia and Oceania, finding particular popularity in places such as Solomon Islands, Papua New Guinea, Malaysia, Indonesia and China.
Esteemed educators in Singapore, feel some discomfort over the fact that PornHub has also confirmed that the teachers are the most searched for occupation, with babysitters, nurses and secretaries falling behind by a far margin.
Keep those incognito windows open, doors locked and your headphones firmly jacked into the audio port folks, and never be ashamed of your love for smut.
Photo: kathryn via Flickr, PornHub Stats
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