Yesterday, a class at Temasek Polytechnic got completely derailed by a blond, funnily-dressed young student. Footage recently emerged of a young man making a fool of himself by being a noisy nuisance in the middle of a lesson in a lecture hall filled with thoroughly bemused students.
Behold the dude that netizens have dubbed “Bumblebee” shouting and yelling across the lecture hall while vigorously doing squats. His impassioned run could not be quelled by the lecturer and other adult facilitators, while attempts by fellow students to calm him down simply produced more laughs and even further squabbles.
But before we let you waste 18 minutes of your time watching this ridiculous display, here’s some context helpfully provided by a Temasek Polytechnic student on Reddit.
Without further ado.
0:05 — After making a lot of noise and daring another student to hit him, Bumblebee gets choked out.
1:00 — Squat session commences.
2:42 — Bumblebee tries to wrestle with the student who choked him earlier.
4:27 — Bumblebee gets overwhelmed and plops down in front of the lecture hall.
4:33 — Singlet Bro makes an appearance, tells Bumblebee to chill out and not be offended by alleged insults.
4:54 — Argument between Singlet Bro and Bumblebee escalates, with the former calling the latter ugly, and advising him to brush his teeth.
5:05 — Bumblebee calls Singlet Bro a “gangster” after the latter challenged him to a fight outside the school premises. Singlet Bro says “You ITE, you talk what” (what are you talking about, you’re from ITE). This elicits a huge audience reaction.
5:55 — Bumblebee criticises Singlet Bro’s outfit. Singlet Bro reminds him that he looks like a “blueberry cheesecake”.
6:30 — Singlet Bro shows off his guns, playing to the crowd.
7:30 — Singlet Bro walks away, refusing to engage with Bumblebee’s continued insults. He eventually snaps and challenges him to a brawl, before getting escorted out of the hall.
8:11 — Female student off-screen chimes in, chiding Bumblebee for his behavior, telling him to grow up.
10:20 — Other Temasek Polytechnic teachers enter the lecture hall to check out what’s happening.
10:36 — An older-looking teacher heads down, and Bumblebee confronts her about having “mutual respect”. The teacher drops a serious burn on him.
11:40 — Security team enters the hall to handle the matter.
14:09 — A thoroughly dispirited Bumblebee takes the lecturer’s seat, requires a bit of consoling by the adults.
16:30 — A section of the ordeal that captured Bumblebee reciting the lyrics to Kendrick Lamar’s “Humble”. No, really.
16:44 — Bumblebee manages to get hold of a microphone and makes a passionate speech about the long, rocky road he took studying in ITE before enrolling in polytechnic.
17:16 — Bumblebee takes off his t-shirt briefly because dude’s just sweating profusely. “I know here very hot because GOT ME. I’m the hot thing here!” he exclaims. He then claims that he could earn more money than someone with a degree.
Update: Holy hot damn, there’s a half-an-hour cut of the whole ordeal. Watch it below if you can’t get enough of the “Cheesecake chronicles”.
Judging from his Instagram stories, it seems like the dude is absolutely loving all the attention.
