‘Tis the season of panda mating, and our own Jia Jia and Kai Kai are expected to get in the mood for love at the River Safari.
Typically occurring from March to May, this year’s season marks the third try for our giant pandas, with previous attempts of insemination (both artificial and au naturel) failing to produce any solid results. Hopes were high back in 2015 when Jia Jia showed signs of being with cub, but alas, all she had was pseudopregnancy.
Having Jia Jia and Kai Kai have a successful sexy time is really important, you guys — saving the giant panda from extinction is actually pretty hard because of their low sex drive and solitary nature. Not to mention that the female pandas only have a small window of two to four days per year to get preggers.
And thus, the world’s largest pornography site is doing their part in ensuring the existence of these cuddly creatures. Pornhub has recently launched an initiative to boost panda populations by helping to show them how its done via panda porn. No, really.
Yessirree, showing clips of pandas getting down actually has had some success in boosting sexual arousal among captive giant pandas. It actually paid off in China, with 31 cubs born in captivity ever since they were exposed to filthy panda smut.
Pornhub is getting into the heat of things with their “Panda Style” campaign, promising to donate $100 toward panda conservation for every video submitted that features people having sex in panda costumes. Nasty — but hey, you’re helping save the animal world.
It’s just too bad then that Jia Jia and Kai Kai won’t be able to access the Panda Style category on Pornhub due to the Media Development Authority’s internet filters. Nudge, nudge, there’s always VPN.
According to Shanghaiist, there’s currently 10 featured panda style videos on Pornhub with over 500,000 views. Great job, animal lovers; let your kinky fetishes translate to the conservation of a species.
