“Hi police there is China people to sell drug”, writes one.
“hi just to check are bus enthusiasts allowed to snap pictures of buses at bus interchanges”, writes another.
And probably one of the most confusing ones: “May I ask how can I into jail?”.
Dumbass folks are everywhere, and one of the more entertaining ways to suss them out is to simply take a gander at the Facebook page of the Singapore Police Force. Aside from actual crimes they handle in real life, they also have to endure the multitudes of shitposts (both intentional and not) by members of the public.
Ridiculously unnecessary complaints like getting police help to settle a break-up, naked girls on Tumblr, wrong grammatical usage and more keep popping up, so some dude on Facebook catalogued all of them into a nice album. The folks at Reddit’s r/Singapore helped make the names anonymous though, because really you do not want to appear on this viral album. Have a look at some of the hilarious ones below, and be sure to check out the whole lot here:
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