When you gaze upon your collection of Tupperware and other plastic items, do you end up feeling as hollow as an empty container? 

Fear not. TOYOGO Singapore — bless their noble hearts — has solutions to both your storage and spiritual needs.

Their metaphysical marketing strategy on Facebook has been found to fulfil the duality of existence, satiating your craving for the material while simultaneously providing much needed fuel for your inner peace.

It’s a wonder why we haven’t caught on this one sooner. Please note that we never doctored any of these images — they’re all done by the company.

Without further ado, let TOYOGO take you on an inspirational voyage…

Buckets of Benevolence

Yes, you too can help your fellow man with this array of multi-sized buckets. Now they’ll never feel inferior, as long as they’ve got the means to transport water in an efficient manner. 

Racks of Order

Your work-life balance in a disarray? Fuck you and your excuses, use these plastic racks to sort out your miserable life. 

Food containers of Faith

“But dad… I think I’ve already reached my maximum storage capacity, I really can’t fit anything else.” 

“SON. BELIEVE.” 

Drawers of Truth

The truth will set you free, but if you want to keep your secrets, do store them neatly inside these drawers. 

Jugs of Bliss

We did, and our hearts are saying that nothing could make us happier than taking our TOYOGO water containers with us for a swim at our poolside villa. 
 

Boxes of Effervescence

WARNING: IF YOU STACK THESE ENERGY-INFUSED PLASTIC BOXES IN THE MANNER OF ANCIENT PYRAMIDS, TOYOGO WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SUMMONING OF THE OLD ONES AND THE SUBSEQUENT END OF DAYS. 

Baskets of Memories

Sometimes it’s useful to take a shopping basket with you when you’re trekking up Mount Fuji. 

Bench of Determination

As the lone, bloodied teenager cowered in the corner amongst the mangled bodies of his friends, he stopped shivering just long enough to gasp out: “H-h-h-ow did you manage to find us?”. 

“I WILL ALWAYS FIND A WAY”, bellowed the murderous plastic bench, before it dealt the killing blow. 

Baskets of Fearlessness

Carpe diem, and carpe these sturdy baskets too while you’re at it. 

Basins of Strength

What doesn’t kill you apparently makes you a stronger basin.

Trolley of Bonds

…duuuuuude. 

Photos: TOYOGO Singapore Facebok page