OMG, paging Oprah or Ellen or maybe Dr. Phil.
Or at least Kuya Germs – you better guest this girl on “Walang Tulugan with the Master Showman.”
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Stop what you’re doing – stop working, stop taking care of your one-year-old, stop touching yourself. This is more important. Search for Genelyn Sandaga and play ALL her videos – NOW (or just watch them down there, we love you so we embedded all her videos here).
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She has little singing talent but she is HUGE when it comes to facial expressions and emote – as in emote kung emote.
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We love her sideway glances. Her eyebrow raises. Her look-ups. Her hair-fixing.
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She has eight videos and all of them are brilliant. Watch them NOW and agree with all the reasons why we love her. Sayang she didn’t make it to this year’s Globe Tatt Awards. But there’s Oprah naman.
“Fuck You” by Lily Allen
What we love about her rendition:
– Her mad libs.
– And how she exited the screen and then sang “Fuck you.”
– Oh, and her sweaty philtrum (meaning selosa pala siya).
“Just Give Me a Reason” by Pink and Nate Ruess
What we love about her rendition:
– She has her eyes closed 89% of the time.
– How she’s off key 96% of the time.
– “Pretthy.”
– “Just give me a ruh-son.”
– “Understund.”
– Her iconic hand gestures.
– “Drehms.”
– “Empty shets.”
– How she got blurred 99% of the time. Emote ng emote di naman namin makita.
“The Show” by Lenka
What we love about her rendition:
– She’s performing it in a crowd.
– She’s wearing a sexy, glittery red dress.
– We get to see how empty the venue is.
– She exposes her flawfree underarm.
– We don’t know the song but we’re pretty sure she’s off key at least 50% of the time.
– Her snapping.
“I Knew You Were Trouble” by Taylor Swift
What we love about her rendition:
– It’s in black and white. Odiba, artistic.
– Her familiarity with The Blair Witch Project and how she shows promise as a director. For example, she zoomed out when she sang “You took a step back” and she makes it seem like she’s drowning when she sings “drowning.” She also likes to experiment with pans and bird’s eye view, etc.
– “Once upon a chime.”
– How she looks sideways when she sings “You found me, you found me, you found me.”
– How she’s off key 94% of the time.
– She reminds us she’s selosa, thanks to her sweaty philtrum.
– How we get to see her aircon, her bed, her curtains.
– Her nginig “trouble” ending. Life-changing.
“Knock Knock” by Lenka
What we love about her rendition:
– How she does the “knock knock” action when she sings… “knock knock.” How unexpected!
– She has her eyes closed 74% of the time.
– How she’s off key 98% of the time.
– Her glossy wallpaper.
– Her lipgloss.
“Trouble is a Friend” by Lenka
What we love about her rendition:
– Her peeling glossy wallpaper.
– Her zombie entrance.
– Her cow-inspired dress.
– Her iconic hand gestures. Girl, have them patented or something!
– She has her eyes closed 97% of the time.
– How she’s off key 99% of the time.
– How much she can do with her eyes. She’s like the next Nora Aunor.
“Hit the Road Jack” by Ray Charles
What we love about her rendition.
– Fierce stare before playing the music.
– Fierce dancing.
– Fierce feather earrings
– Fierce corset.
– Fierce glove.
– Performance level as if she’s already on “Walang Tulugan with the Master Showman.”
– She has her eyes closed 56% of the time.
– How she’s off key 90% of the time.
– “Hit the road Ji-a-a-a-ck.”
“We Own the Night” by Selena Gomez and The Scene
What we love about her rendition:
– She has her eyes closed 49% of the time.
– How she’s off key 77% of the time.
– The tsunami hairstyle.
– “We own dzha night.”
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