‘Too caring’ BF gets family jewels crushed, pounded

Warning: After reading this crime report, you’ll likely be repeating the scene in your mind, in slow motion.

A woman went berserk on her boyfriend early Monday morning, in a fit of jealous rage that made her violently queeze the guy’s manhood before pounding it with a subwoofer.

Investigators at the Caloocan Police identified the suspect as Maria Paulina Sanchez, who was apparently overcome by jealousy after her boyfriend, Restie Lloyd Almacen, sent a text to someone with the message “on d way nko (I’m on my way).” The person replied, ingat ka (take care).” 

The woman had been suspecting the victim was having an affair, which seems to have triggered the attack, according to the police. 

Almacen received the text message around 5am and went back to sleep. His girlfriend took his mobile phone, read the message thread, and went berserk. She started hitting the clueless victim, who woke up as the suspect began stomping on his privates.

The woman then grabbed the guy’s private parts and squished it with full force while the victim tried to reason with her erstwhile beau that the text message was from a guy friend. Not content with the punishment, Abante reports that the woman went to their sala, managed to dismantle the subwoofer speaker from their “entertainment system,” headed back to bed and pounded the victim’s manhood again.

Fortunately for Almacen, he slipped his hands as the woman began pounding his privates to protect it. Doctors at a local hospital said he would recover, but his hands would need a lot of fixing.




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