Brace yourselves, single ladies. Chinese New Year and Valentine’s day are upon us. Overeager titas think these occassions make it acceptable to question your life choices, particularly in the love department. Instead of convincing your relatives that cats are the best life-long companions, why not try playing their game for once?
How exactly? By renting a boyfie who will act like the perfect prince charming on your next family reunion, just like a rom-com plot!
Two entrepreneuring guys on Facebook put up ‘ads’ to offer their services for girls who need a companion on Chinese New Year and Valentine’s Day.
The first ad is from a 20-year-old Chinoy who offers “Chinese New year boyfriend rental” for PHP100 per hour, with a discounted rate of PHP80 per hour for students.
He has “visible abs”, “can lift you (from your sorrows)”, and “accepts angbao” from relatives. Plus points since he can change personnas depending on what your titas prefer (Dao Ming Su or Magic Mike?) Unfortunately, he can’t play mahjong.
The other ad is for Valentine’s Day (explains the higher rates). This guys offers packages such as “landi package” for PHP500, which includes holding hands, a kiss and a date in a mall. His most expensive pakage is PHP2000.
Both ads are likely posted just for fun, but we wouldn’t be surprised if these guys receive tons of messages from girls wanting to be left alone by nagging titas. After all, paying a rental fee is easier than explaining why you’re not worried about your aging ovaries.
