If you don’t want to take your chances to do your Christmas shopping at the mall, you can always check out the merchants on Instagram.
It was while checking out one of these so-called merchants that we encountered more than we bargained for. Apparently, they do sell all sorts of things out there — including cutesy sex aids.
Behold, the 69 Lick Me Cream, which is tagged as a “female enhancement cream.”
The glowing feedback (see below) from a very satisified customers leaves little to the imagination about what the cream is for. The cream is for…more cream, apparently.
Rough translation of feedback: “This is late feedback on the 69 Lick Me cream, Cherry variant, sister. When my boyfriend and I had some sexy time, he was surprised that I tasted so sweet down there. Hahaha. He can’t help but take his time down there. When he asked what I placed down there so it would taste so good, I said it was a secret at first. However, he was persistent so I told him the truth. He said he had to go back on duty and said he was going to buy more of the cream for me if we spend the holiday together. He said I should not forget the ‘magic cream.’ I can’t wait to explore again and try out the other items that I ordered from you, sissy. We’ll use it when the boyfie and I have sexy time again. You definitely made our sexy time more exciting.” Mwaaahhh.”
Happy shopping, indeed.
