Today: two drunkards disturbing the peace are taught near-fatal lessons
VICTIM #1: RYAN TEOFISTO, 22
Scene of the crime: Baesa, Caloocan City
The incident: Robert Aquino, 42, is roused from sleep by a boisterous Ryan Teofisto, who is deep into yet another drinking spree with his neighbors. Angry and deprived of his forty winks, Aquino pulls out an improvised gun (sumpak), shoots Teofisto in the chest and throws the weapon into a nearby river. The victim is in critical condition at Manila Central University Hospital and Aquino is later arrested; well-rested and not too sorry for what he’s done.
WTF dude: People deprived of sleep are crankier than drunks, let this be a warning.
VERSUS
VICTIM # 2: AMADO ESTRADA, 36
Scene of the crime: Pasay City
The incident: Amado Estrada, 36, comes home from a night of some serious alcohol loving and walks around his neighborhood looking for his wife (for a different kind of loving), who is not home. The janitor, who has a reputation for being annoying when he’s intoxicated, annoys the shizz out of one particular neighbor, who stabs the janitor after he asks suspect the same question again and again. Estrada is still under observation at Pasay General Hospital and the suspect is at large.
WTF dude: That wife you’re looking for? She probably tired of your ways and gone.
POLL: Which one of these alkis woke up with the worst hangover? (Tell us in the comments below)
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