These are truly crazy times we live in. As a reaction to the Martilyo Gang attack at SM North Edsa on Sunday, people buying a hammer at a mall will now need to claim the item outside the building. Say what? As you sit down and appreciate the profundity of this solution, we suggest you listen to our Martilyo Gang-inspired tracklist. We hope our choice of songs hits the nail on the veritable head.
1. “If I Had A Hammer” by Peter Paul and Mary (because what the Martilyo Gang shoud’ve done was hammer out danger and hammer out a warning, and hammer out a love between my brothers and my sisters)
2. “U Can’t Touch This” by MC Hammer (because that’s what the solution that police and mall owners came up with, seems to say)
3. “Frost Hammer” by High on Fire (because the double pedals on this metal song is how our brains felt like when we heard about the Sunday attack, PNoy rushing to the scene, and the solution the authorities came up with!)
4. “Immigrant Song” by Led Zeppelin (because “the hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new land” with less hammers)
5. “Hurting Each Other” by The Carpenters (because, guys, all we really want for Christmas is peace)
