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Are you a sexy Mystique, shapeshifting your way to success? Do you have a wildstreak that can’t be tamed like Magneto? Or do you know your friends so well it seems like you read their minds like Dr. Xavier?
Take this quiz in honor of the big summer blockbuster we’re all dying to see in 3D, X-Men Apocalypse, and find out which of the #SmartHeroes you most resemble.
1. You have a hidden talent that you’ve kept secret for a while now. If you had to reveal it, you would tell people that:
a. Your strength is practically super-human. Okay, so you spend a lot of time at the gym, take protein supplements and measure every macronutrient. Whatever. All that matters is your quads are ginormous and your glutes could crack walnuts.
b. Your friendly, magnetic personality. You’re always the one your friends call when they need to talk, and your problem solving abilities are legendary. With this power you can also be pretty manipulative, but we won’t mention that. Oops.
c. Your ability to be so many things to so many people – it really depends on your mood and the time of day, but deep down, you know who you are.
d. Your ability to read people. You’ve been outsmarting teachers since middle school and now you’ve got the boss eating out of the palm of your mutating little hand.
e. Your lightning fast and quick witted personality. Twitter is your favorite medium. Who needs more than 140 characters, like, ever?
2. You find yourself alone at home with your parents when suddenly they corner you and ask you to teach them Facebook Live. They have a new unlimited Internet package and the questions could go on for hours. To get out of this you…
a. Look out the window. “OMG is that a huge storm coming??” We better take cover.
b. You know how to control their phones from your computer so you open up a photo album one of your relatives just posted to distract them. That’ll keep them busy for a while.
c. While their eyes are trained on their smartphones, you instantly put on your jacket and shoes. “So sorry Mom! I’m late for an important meeting!”
d. You make them think they have all the knowledge already and don’t need your help. “Dad, I know that you have the power to solve this…in here.” *Points dramatically to head* Leaving your parents with confused expressions, you retreat to your room to surf the net alone.
e. They’re your parents so you have to help! But you do so at lightning fast speed to get it over with, and ta-da! Your parents are stunned that they’ve successfully posted their first Live Video.
3. How smartphone addicted are you? Be honest.
a. Not too addicted. You rely on your intuition and gut instinct much more than modern technology. Back in ancient Egypt, powerful gods did not depend on devices and they were the coolest!
b. Pretty addicted but you’re more interested in the physical world. Improving your strength and abilities IRL is your main focus.
c. It depends who you ask. To some you might seem like a tech geek, but to others you seem like a totally different person.
d. Your device and you are one and the same. In fact you’re so addicted that you’re pretty much indistinguishable from your wearable tech.
e. Very addicted. Your friends tease you because you Google things so fast, it seems almost…inhuman.
4. If you were a mobile app, you would be:
a. Facebook. The all powerful, all knowing entity that now controls our lives and the world’s supply of cute animal videos.
b. Angry Birds. Very angry birds.
c. Instagram. You’re the Queen of Filters and beauty apps. Reality is overrated, you like to take any form you want.
d. The Kindle app. You love a peaceful afternoon with a good book.
e. SnapChat. You’ve always shined most in short, quick snippets. It’s also all you have the patience for.
5. The cause you would most likely support is:
a. Your local heritage museum. It’s important to value the past.
b. The science museum where kids learn about fun things like physics.
c. A support group for marginalized people. You hate to see anyone oppressed.
d. A passive resistance group that holds sit-ins in the park. Why not enjoy a nice day outside while protesting the latest fast food chain?
e. Your local orphanage. You have a soft spot for kids looking for their real father.
Mostly As
Congratulations! You’re En Sabah Nur, the first and most powerful mutant ever born, also known as Apocalypse. Your heart is still in the ancient era where you came from but you’re firmly committed to taking over the modern world. And with your trusty Horsemen at your side, we’re sure you’ll go far!
Mostly Bs
You’re Magneto, a powerful mutant with the ability to control metal and magnetic fields who also becomes one of En Sabah Nur’s Four Horsemen. So are you evil or just misunderstood? Only time, and the destruction of the world, will tell.
Mostly Cs
You’re the spitting image of Mystique, or at least whatever form she last took. You’re one of the X-Men and a keen defender of justice who has dedicated her life to rescuing oppressed mutants. And you possess one of the sexiest super powers around: shapeshifting.
Mostly Ds
Why, hello there, Professor X, leader of the X-Men. Your telepathic abilities are second to none, well maybe second to your desire for peace on earth. You are smart, powerful and a dedicated pacifist. We need more people like you around.
Mostly Es
You’re Quicksilver, a mutant in the X-Men crew (and the son of another important mutant) who moves and thinks at superhuman speeds. But you already knew that, now didn’t you?
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