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This is just brilliant.
There’s a four-day-old spoof Alma Moreno Twitter account — @LovelinessAlma — and yesterday it launched the hashtag #AskALMA for netizens who want to ask the aspiring senator anything and everything to help them decide if she is worthy of their votes.
“#AskALMA kung may mga nais kayong itanong para makapag decide kayo na iboto ako as a Senate,” it said.
Like the actress in her Headstart guesting, the spoof account dishes out vapid and vacuous answers. It also gives its two-cents about current events.
Here are some examples.
On how she educates herself about the Senate: “Binabalikan ko ang Constitution kada taon. Nasa 1985 Constitution na po ako.”
On what her favorite anime is: “Dog po kc un ang man’s best friend #AskALMA.”
On statements she made that may have offended the LGBT community: “Ako po’y taos pusong humihingi ng paumanhin sa mga nasabi kong di maganda sa Lesbian Gay Bakla Tomboy (LGBT).”
On the last day of the APEC 2015 summit: “Patapos na pala ang APEC today. Na announce na ba kung sino ang nanalo? #AskALMA,” she tweeted yesterday.
On where do broken hearts go: “Kanta yan wag nyo po ako pinaglokoko #AskALMA”
On what she studied in college: “Subjects malamang? #AskALMA”
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