Fake Alma Moreno Twitter account launches #AskALMA and it’s hilarious


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This is just brilliant.

There’s a four-day-old spoof Alma Moreno Twitter account — @LovelinessAlma — and yesterday it launched the hashtag #AskALMA for netizens who want to ask the aspiring senator anything and everything to help them decide if she is worthy of their votes.

“#AskALMA kung may mga nais kayong itanong para makapag decide kayo na iboto ako as a Senate,” it said.

Like the actress in her Headstart guesting, the spoof account dishes out vapid and vacuous answers. It also gives its two-cents about current events.

Here are some examples.

On how she educates herself about the Senate: “Binabalikan ko ang Constitution kada taon. Nasa 1985 Constitution na po ako.”

On what her favorite anime is: “Dog po kc un ang man’s best friend #AskALMA.”

On statements she made that may have offended the LGBT community: “Ako po’y taos pusong humihingi ng paumanhin sa mga nasabi kong di maganda sa Lesbian Gay Bakla Tomboy (LGBT).”

On the last day of the APEC 2015 summit: “Patapos na pala ang APEC today. Na announce na ba kung sino ang nanalo? #AskALMA,” she tweeted yesterday.

On where do broken hearts go: “Kanta yan wag nyo po ako pinaglokoko #AskALMA”

On what she studied in college: “Subjects malamang? #AskALMA”

Photo: Screengrab 

 




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