By now you already know – and most probably have seen – the sex video of Parokya Ni Edgar vocalist Chito Miranda with his girlfriend, Neri Naig, who is best known for being part of the ABS-CBN reality search show “Star Circle Quest.” So what have we learned from this scandal, apart from not filming one in the first place? Read on.
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You don’t need to look like a hunk to bag a sexy, beautiful girl.
Chito doesn’t have the face of Dennis Trillo or the body of Benjamin Alves yet he was able to bag someone hot like Neri. Of course, it must be true love, but we – and the rest of ordinary-looking guys out there (plus the ugly ones, too) – are just so happy with how we were reminded of this.
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The guy should always be the lean, mean sex machine.
At least when you’re filming your love-making, whether or not you have plans to release it. Sure he was pleasing his girlfriend, doggy-style, in the beginning, but Chito ended up looking like a lazy lover when he relaxed on a sofa and just let Neri do all the work till he came. Not good for your reputation.
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It pays to NOT focus on private parts and to NOT use the “zoom in” feature of your camera.
Sure, we’ve seen Neri’s moves but if it’s any consolation (for her) at least we didn’t see her areolas up close or her labia majora AND labia minora.
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It’s sometimes good to not cum on your partner’s face.
This is good for the one whose face will be covered with semen, so yes, we’re talking about Neri. Imagine if she let her boyfriend ejaculate on her face. People would only have one thing in mind when they see her: semen.
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It’s perfectly fine to cover your cum face.
We can’t exactly say that we wanted to see Chito’s cum face so we’re kind of thankful he covered his face when he finally ejaculated. (Maybe he also didn’t want to see his own cum face?) Imagine all the GIFs that cum face would have produced. So we just have to settle for the memes then (sadly, there’s only just one meme).
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Learn how to REALLY delete your sex videos.
If you really can’t stop yourselves from filming your sexual trysts, then learn how to properly delete your files in case your hard drive gets stolen. And don’t tell your partner that you already deleted your sex video when you really didn’t.
