Expect lots of sweat, testerone and traffic in the vicinity of SM Mall of Asia tomorrow—Bench’s The Naked Truth fashion show is on.
Just like a lot of lustful creatures out there, we are very, very excited to watch it live—or wait for the real-time Instagram posts of people who are actually there.
The supposed pasabog this year is Filipino-Swedish model Devon Spence. We have no idea who the hell he is. We Googled him and he looks pretty hot, but this is not the kind of pasabog Bench is known for.
We hope Megan Fox or Adam Levine suddenly appears or something. We can hope, right?
Anyway, here are 18 celebs we can’t wait to see tomorrow.
1. Allison Harvard
We can’t wait to see the quirky walk and quirky look of this quirky beauty from America’s Next Top Model. We’ll be clapping coz we’re happy she chose to be based here in the Philippines.
2. Borgy Manotoc
Based on the photo above, he kinda looks the same, but since it’s been a while since we last saw Mr. Pouty Lips, we’re pretty excited to see him again, especially if he’ll show some skin.
3. Dennis Trillo
We are still not over Beh so we are kind of hoping he’ll have a special walk with his partner in My Husband’s Lover, Tom Rodriguez. We know the beks will love it.
4. Dominic Roque
Cute face + hot bod. This newcomer is promising and we’d love to see the Moon of Desire star go even more daring tomorrow.
5. Ellen Adarna
Seriously, after the Esquire nude photo leaks, we are very, very, very excited to see Ellen do her thing at the fashion show tomorrow. We heard she’ll wear nothing and just be covered in paint. What can we say, promo-promo din!
6. Enzo Pineda
Admit it, you’re looking at those nunchucks! And wishing they were something else! Something tells us this Kapuso star will bring out his chako tomorrow and blow us with some ninja moves. Wait, do ninjas use nunchucks? Anyway…
7. Jake Cuenca
Remember when Jake showed his butt before for everyone to… appreciate? Can’t wait to see if he’ll do it again this year, and if he’ll show us something else.
8. John Spainhour
Oh, John. This perfect-looking human being is always a sight to behold. He just has to be in our list.
9. Lovi Poe
We love this girl. The star of Ang Dalawang Mrs. Real just oozes sex appeal we’re very sure we’ll get turned on watching her tomorrow at the show.
10. Marian Rivera
The Bench fashion tomorrow can very well be her last. After getting hitched this December we are betting she’ll have a baby right after and won’t be Bench fashion show-worthy anymore after that. So yeah, time to savor Marian tomorrow.
11. Markki Stroem
Look at this hubadero. Seems very daring and willing and experimental. Our type of guy!
12. Martin del Rosario
This Kapuso looks like the perfect boyfriend. He looks cute and kind enough for your parents to appreciate and looks hot enough to have sex with while your parents are sleeping in the next room. And he has such a gay following (he has even been rumored to be gayl) so we are very sure the beks will be very supportive tomorrow. And oh, can we just say that we think he has just the right amount of body hair. Just had to let that out.
13. Pancho Magno
Now this is a hunk. Have you seen his body? He’s that big guy who just looks so lalaking-lalaki. And have you heard him speak??? Voice so low it’ll make you clutch your chest.
14. Richard Gutierrez
Been a while since we last saw this guy, right? So we, just like his fans, are excited to check him out tomorrow. Sige na nga, we’ll be honest. We saw Raymond Gutierrez lately and he’s looking thin! So we wanna see who’s thinner/fatter now.
15. Rocco Nacino
We heard that the Kapuso star shaved his head for a soldier role for his new show on GMA called Hiram na Alaala. So you know na what we’ll fantasize about tomorrow when he steps out ha.
16. Sarah Lahbati
We just want to feel bad about ourselves tomorrow and see how this hot mom doesn’t look like a mom at all. And we wanna see those legs as long as forever, too.
17. Solenn Heussaff
Believe it or not, we still get a stiffy every time we see Solenn. We just can’t get enough of this girl even if we see her everywhere. Now that’s something.
18. Tom Rodriguez
Like we said, the beks in us wants to see Tom and his Beh Dennis Trillo together. Topless, of course. Preferably in undies and doing something naughty. Thats’ just us, though. Hoping, hopeful, expecting, praying.
Who are YOU excited to see tomorrow?
