Airport bathrooms, a place where a weary traveler can awkwardly brush their teeth next to another person attempting take a bath in a sink. Let it be known that here in Kuala Lumpur, we got you covered with ample counter space, and high-octane hand driers.
Malaysians can rest assured that while our federal government exchanges heated words with Sarawakian MPs over who the realest G in the union is, our Prime Minister is looking on the brighter side of things, and like so many of us, tweeting from the bathroom.
In a message that could very easily be sent from one of KLIA’s clean men’s loos, with fast Wi-Fi service and swift flushing systems, the PM congratulated KLIA and KLIA2 for keeping their toilets clean, while improving our country’s image and comfort.
No word on what the women facilities look like, but we imagine, like every other public toilet on planet earth, it’s a thousand time nicer, uses linen towels, has candles and those funny soaps in the shape of sea shells that you can’t bring yourself to use.
