Omar Gul Hadzrat Gul, received the shock of his life last Friday at 1am, after he made his way downstairs to use the toilet at his house.
“I felt a presence, and found a bald man sitting by my dining table. He looked weak, and tired,” Omar told newspaper Sinar Harian.
Turns out that the man was tired from attempting to leave the house, having entered via Omar’s unlocked bedroom window, while he and his wife slept. Unable to find the door, and also unable to recall how he even got there in the first place (are you guys thinking what I’m thinking? That this has syabu written all over it like a bad neck tattoo?), he resigned himself to sitting at the table to collect his energies.
Angered at the man’s confession, 77-year-old Omar swiftly gave him a kick upside the head, and the would-be robber was knocked out cold. Very Expendables of you, good sir. Hats off, you still “got it.”
Omar then called the police, who arrived to the scene to arrest the man. However, he did manage to take a few pics of the (alleged!) thief before the cops got there, and uploaded them to Facebook for good measure, and our viewing pleasure.
Police found that the man had attempted to take RM1,500 in cash, jewellery, four mobile phones, a butcher knife, and a crocodile tooth (OK, definitely syabu).
And here it is, in all of it’s glory: the alleged thief, and what he tried to make-off with. Picture uploaded by Omar’s wife to her Facebook under Nabila Nabila
