A senior citizen who had just paid a woman for sex was looking for a way to tell his wife where the money went, so he came up with a perfect plan.
To his surprise, the plan wasn’t so perfect after all.
A 70-year-old Felda Jempol settler’s night of passion was exposed when the police investigated his claims that he was robbed of RM500 by a woman.
According to Malay daily Kosmo!, translated by The Star Online, the man had lodged a police report on November 24, claiming that he was robbed by a woman at knife point.
However, just when the man thought he could get away with the lie, the police reportedly brought him in for questioning after the authorities managed to track down the woman.
Jempol OCPD Supt Noorzainy Mohd Noor told the Malay daily that the woman received RM500 from the man after having sex with him in a hotel in Bahau.
Supt Noorzainy added that the woman only asked for RM100 for the deed, but the man reportedly paid her RM500 by mistake.
According to Supt Noorzainy, the man reportedly made the false report to hide the infedility from his wife.
We wonder what ‘surprises’ are waiting for him at home.
