“Naughty in Hong Kong” is an incredibly weird game we uncovered on shady website freegames.net. The point of this game — the quality of which is a throwback to the internet of the 90s — is to take paparazzi shots of a fictional, often scantily-clad celebrity named Samantha. But don’t take any photos of her pesky bodyguard, or it’s game over!
Players advance through the levels by selling their paparazzi shots, which are given prices depending on the quality of the picture. We assume these are calculated using a highly advanced algorithm.
If you don’t want to threaten your dignity (or risk getting a computer virus) by playing the game yourself, thoughtful YouTube user dinex2 has uploaded a clip of the game while in the play:
Raced through all the levels? Don’t worry! Freegames.net is a deep, dark treasure trove of weird, perverted, un-fun games. At least they’re free.
