Hong Kong goes wild for localised ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ parody Tweets

She rode it wanting this ride for so long! Coming to a stop, she stood up gaping, “Oh My, Kennedy Town Station is nice!” #HK50ShadesofGrey

— The Wanderlister+ (@thewanderlister) February 17, 2015

She gasped. It was longer and harder than any she’d seen. But translating CY’s policy address paid the bills … #HK50ShadesOfGrey

— Steve Dunthorne (@Steve_Dunthorne) February 17, 2015

It went on for what felt like forever, her senses were overwhelmed. Finally, the taxi driver took his hand off the horn. #HK50ShadesOfGrey

— Hong Kong Hermit (@breakandattack) February 17, 2015

Anna screamed and slammed her hand against the wall. There was no greater torture than calling PCCW customer service. #HK50ShadesOfGrey

— Meaghan (@mmcgurgan) February 17, 2015

He pressed, gently at first, then harder, faster until it hurt & the groans grew louder, but the lift doors didn’t close. #HK50ShadesOfGrey

— Article 45 (@work8765) February 17, 2015

She looked up. More of it dripped on her face. She moaned, sweat glistening on her skin. Damn dripping aircon. #HK50ShadesOfGrey

— Jessica Chong (@crocophant) February 17, 2015

“Don’t put it in your mouth yet!” he said. He whipped out his camera & instagrammed the uni arrayed on the plate. #HK50ShadesOfGrey

— Jessica Chong (@crocophant) February 16, 2015

“You’ve been a bad, bad girl,” he said as he gripped the metal harder. “You’re only allowed one can of baby formula.” #HK50shadesofgrey

— Joyce Hau (@jhau727) February 16, 2015