Hong Kong Facebook group calls for new batch of sordid LKF confessions

Do you have a filthy Lan Kwai Fong secret that you just can’t contain any longer? If it’s not already documented in various forms of social media, now’s your chance to do it… anonymously.

Launched in May 2013, the Facebook page Lan Kwai Fong Confessions is calling for a new batch of submissions after a break of around a year.
 

 

Hello fellas, it sure has been a while, life got in the way of partying. Since crazy stories have been spreading, and…

Posted by Lan Kwai Fong Confessions on Sunday, April 5, 2015

If one or five face-palming incidents have come to mind already, submit your secrets here and add your sordid story to the list.

If you’re not sure how low you can go, here are a few examples:
 

 

#106I was at Nova and saw a few of my mates there so we decided to go to the keg to catch up, most of them got trashed…

Posted by Lan Kwai Fong Confessions on Sunday, May 19, 2013

If you don’t know who Gollum is, you need to get out more.

 

#115I ejaculate large quantities of sperm into cocktails purchased by rich bankers. #fucktheonepercent #occupy

Posted by Lan Kwai Fong Confessions on Sunday, May 19, 2013

Ewww!

 

#145Nude bras on the dance floor – only in LKF

Posted by Lan Kwai Fong Confessions on Sunday, May 19, 2013

#klassy 

 

#167On new years eve my mate had to piss really bad. There was no where to go so he put his beer bottle into his pants…

Posted by Lan Kwai Fong Confessions on Sunday, May 19, 2013

#klassier 

 

#399I am 16 and went to a club in LKF for the first time last week and the bouncer asked me for my fake ID. He stared…

Posted by Lan Kwai Fong Confessions on Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Just wow 

 

#397So one night after one too many drinks, a guy I just met got me into a toilet stall with him. We started off with…

Posted by Lan Kwai Fong Confessions on Wednesday, July 24, 2013


 

Low enough for you?
 

 


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