We all know someone who is, whether intentionally or not, incredibly talented at preventing others from having sex (a.k.a. The Cockblock). One Hong Kong man, however, defied convention by serving as his own cockblock when he assaulted a police officer on his way to hook up with a new squeeze, and spent his night under arrest rather than somebody’s warm embrace.
According to HK01, the 30-year-old man, surnamed Wong, was drinking at a bar in Tsim Sha Tsui last night, where he hit it off with a 23-year-old woman (also surnamed Wong). At 3am today, the couple left the bar to go home together. Initially, they told their taxi driver to go to the man’s home in Sha Tin, but started arguing because the woman wanted to go to her home in Tsuen Wan instead.
As the argument heated up, the woman alleged that Wong had indecently assaulted her by groping her chest, at which point the taxi driver pulled over on Waterloo Road and called the police. When police arrived on the scene, both Wongs were arguing on the street and the man, who is apparently the king of digging himself into holes, shoved a senior officer and injured his arm and leg.
Unsurprisingly, one of the copper’s colleagues whacked Wong with a baton (well, at least he got some shaft action) and arrested him for assaulting a police officer.
Wong and the injured police officer were both sent to the hospital for treatment, although not before the 30-year-old was filmed headbanging for no discernable reason in the police van (video here, link in Chinese). Local media reports that he was “very drunk”. What. A. Shocker.
