A 41-year-old woman was caught trying to provide a fake urine sample instead of her own stuff while being tested during probation three months after her release from the Nei Kwu Correctional Institution, where she completed a drug addiction program in June 2014. Guess it didn’t work…
After she was found to be acting “suspiciously” and was questioned by a correctional officer, the woman “removed a small plastic bottle from her vaginal area by herself”, admitting that she indeed wanted to give “the liquid therein” instead of her own urine. Government press releases are a treasure trove of unintentionally humorous phrases.
The incident has been reported to the police.
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