THIS WEEK IN PATTAYA — Oh Pattaya, how we adore your beautiful sunsets, colorful characters, wanton displays of depravity and boundless supply of bizarre. Few things are as reliably entertaining and dismaying as the various crime blotters steadfastly maintained by that city’s finest journalistic institutions. Here’s some picks from the past week:
Pattaya Elephant Reeks[SIC] Revenge On Rider
A female elephant named Jenny reeked[SIC] revenge on a mahout (elephant rider). According to her own handler, the man would abuse and intimidate her when he got drunk. When Jenny returned from an outing, she saw her nemesis sweeping leaves, charged him, knocked him to the ground, and thrashed him with her trunk.
A 25 Year Old Male Jumps From 4th To Upset His Wife
A 25-year-old male jumped from his fourth floor terrace to make his wife upset. Unfortunately for him the plan went wrong because he landed on a sharp fence, seriously injuring his leg.
American wanted in connection with body found on Pattaya French Restaurant roof
The body of the woman, who was carrying no ID, was discovered on Tuesday placed inside a Black Garbage Bag on the roof of the La Petite Planete French Restaurant located opposite the Tuk.Com IT Center in South Pattaya.
A Thai man fell to his death when he drove his bike across an unfinished bridge. There was no lighting, and no signs to indicate the bridge was incomplete.
Someone decided this Chon Buri pond would be much better filled with bombs
Search any pond anyhwere and you’re bound to find something lying forgotten on its bottom. Like a grease-sealed bomb ready to be armed and detonated. But dozens of them?
Ladyboy Show Performer badly injured in late night road crash in South Pattaya – Pattaya One: http://t.co/sC4bSltztE via @YouTube
— Pattaya One (@PattayaOne) March 19, 2014
Two Coyote Dancers hurt in drunken road crash in Central Pattaya – Pattaya One: http://t.co/4CapCV164a via @YouTube
— Pattaya One (@PattayaOne) March 20, 2014
British tourist dies following Jet Ski accident at Pattaya Island – Pattaya One: http://t.co/43u7sy3bIf via @YouTube
— Pattaya One (@PattayaOne) March 21, 2014
Finnish Man falls to his death from 18-storey Pattaya Condominium – Pattaya One: http://t.co/ubcHkLvhjt via @YouTube
— Pattaya One (@PattayaOne) March 21, 2014
Iranian uses fake passport to rent cars and allegedly sell them to foreign dealers – Pattaya One: http://t.co/SC2qp2BSjl via @YouTube
— Pattaya One (@PattayaOne) March 18, 2014
