Putting jokes and foul language into the mouths of cute, furry pets? It never fails. Never.
A new show on YouTube “We Are Lovely Pets,” which features a curious chihuahua and the celebrity cat Chepo, has received over 400,000 views within a week.
The show has been produced by none other than VRZO, the most popular Thai Youtube channel.
Although the jokes are in Thai, we think those of you who find it difficult to grasp the language of your adopted home can find some chuckles, especially the little Chihuahua’s reactions to big brother Chepo’s curses.
For your convenience, we have translated a few jokes from episode No. 2.
Joke 1
Dog: P’ Chepo, P’Chepo.
Cat: Yeah?
Dog: How come cats and dogs hate each other? Because I really love you.
Cat: Oh, you know why?
Dog: Why?
Cat: Because I f*cking hate you!! You @$$h*le!!
Joke2
Dog: P’Chepo, P’Chepo. Someone is outside. He’s so scary.
Cat: Don’t be scared, little brother. You don’t know how tough I am.
Dog: You are so cool!
Cat: Yeah, I was in Chiang Mai Zoo jail for 10 years.
Dog: But you’re 2.
Cat: Don’t you see my elegant beard? This is what they call “tough guy.”
Dog: Your six whiskers, you mean?
Cat: I’ve stabbed so many guys in my days. Speaking of that, I miss my brothers: Lion and Tiger that I hung out with in jail.
Dog: Oh, they consider cats their relatives?
Cat: F*ck off!! Son of a b*tch!!
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