We’ve found our new mascot, ladies and gents.
He hails from the tiny, strategically important Central American nation of Panama, and he peels coconuts with relentless abandon using nothing but his very own jaws of steel.
He peels that shit ALL DAY. Watch:
Andres Gardin, 64, in fact claims that he can shuck 500 coconuts in six hours using nothing but his teeth and hands.
This delight of a man says that he has dismembered over 500,000 coconuts in five decades of training since he was 11, AFP reports. He’s now trying to set a Guinness Record
“Peeling coconuts is not as easy as you all think,” says Gardin. “To peel coconuts, you’ve got to have jaw power. You’ve got to have teeth power. And you’ve got to have God’s power.”
Amen!
Should he ever take his coconut shredding show on the road, we hope that he makes a pass through Southeast Asia where we will welcome him with open arms.
