You can cry, and you can beg for mercy, but TYPHOON RAMMASUN! is coming to bombard Southeast Asia with the wettest wetness.
The Meteorological Department warns residents, particularly in the north and northeast, to prepare for the coming of RAMMASUN! and its reign of heavy rain.
While the typhoon’s malevolent gaze and path are not expected to fall upon our kingdom, it will strengthen the monsoons currently lashing these fine, verdant lands, with more storms of thunder to shock the capital through next week.
RAMMASUN! will strike the Philippines and South China Sea tomorrow through Thursday before its weekend offensive into Hong Kong and Hainan.
