It was a proud day for metropolitan traffic police, who finally brought to justice this shitty tree.
Despite weeks of complaints from residents, police had failed to take action until an anonymous user of the popular Pantip forum outraged netizens with photos of a tree they described as “kinda ugly” which just hangs out in the road, day and night.
Feeling heat from the social expanded mediaverse to take action, officers rolled up to find the tree in question among a suspicious group of local objects including several chairs, tables and traffic cones.
Given their immobilized state, officers proceeded to give them all drug tests on the spot.
You try pee-testing a tree.
The tree immediately confessed, in fact it somehow confessed to everything and more before officers even arrived. It was taken into custody.
While the tree cooperated, police said some of the other objects were drunk and combative.
Although the crackdown did not cover furniture, this chair and stool were being complete dicks, so the cops took’em in too.
Irritated by its wry sense of humor, they straight up hogtied this drying rack and threw it into the truck they privately call the “Bang Bus.”
#PROTIP: Traffic cones can be stacked, as helpfully demonstrated.
This pothead transient had soiled the street.
YOINK! Two more bitch stools get what’s coming. #Winning #Tigerblood
These poles weren’t wanted on any charges, but will make excellent stilts for a funny YouTube video next time his soi floods.
NO DAMN ICE CREAM FOR ANYONE!
Rumor has it the tree has since been transferred to an inactive post. The chair and stool said they were too traumatized and were immediately released from custody. They will hold a press conference tomorrow morning announcing they will be entering a period of meditation and reflection. They’re very sorry for any misunderstanding they’ve created.
The scene after. All clean!
J/K. Much love and respect to the fine men of the Samranrat Police Station and their wonderful sense of humor. We commend them on cleaning up the street clutter in Phra Nakhon district to make Fuang Nakhon Road shine bright – like a diamond!
