Wondering where Steve Jobs is now that he’s passed away?
According to the (in)famous Wat Phra Dhammakaya in Pathum Thani near Bangkok, he has been reincarnated as an angel in a six-story modern mansion with 20 servants near Apple’s headquarters in Cupertino, California.
An excerpt from the English translation of sermon of Dhammakaya’s abbot, Phra Thepyanmahamuni:
After Mr. Steve Jobs passed away, he is reborn as an Earth Sprite
The mind that was at times gloomy, at times clear and bright, and at times neither gloomy nor clear and bright along with the many different concerns he had about people, work, money, and the pending projects, etc., together with his scientific talents and abilities and an elevated sense of aesthetics in that he enjoyed beautiful things and perfection caused Mr. Steve Jobs to be reborn a mid-level earth sprite belonging to the Vidhaydhara-Yakkha branch. His celestial abode is in the realm of existence parallel to earth near his old office.
The new earth sprite has a simple and mid-sized celestial castle, which is as tall as a six-story building. The castle itself is made up of white silver and crystal and the ground is quite extensive. It is located not far from his old office on earth. All around his celestial castle, there are several castles belonging to other like-minded earth sprites. The new earth sprite has a retinue of 20 attendants. All of his celestial wealth occurs as a result of the merit accumulated by donating money and things to charities, sharing knowledge with people and society, etc., during his existence on earth.
Phra Thepyanmahamuni said that he received this information in a meditation session, after being contacted by Tony Tseung – allegedly a senior engineer at Apple’s HQ – who asked him about his former boss’s afterlife.
Wat Dhammakaya has faced controversy in the past over alleged financial improprieties, amongst other charges.
The full story of Job’s glorious ascension can be found at the here or in the video embedded below.
The story has since been picked up by the Huffington Post.
