A degenerate…a juicer…a hero…a local celebrity… a saint… a sinner…a legend.
The Great Tim Sharky of Pattaya has been called a lot of things, but only one thing’s for sure: The man takes a lot of performance-enhancing drugs. We know so because he fully admits taking steroids and human growth hormone in this softball of a story from the Sydney Morning Herald and this recently released gem of an interview with Al-Jazeera.
It’s also probably pretty safe to say that Sharky beds a lot of Pattaya’s finest local maidens, as evidenced by his Twitter feed. He used to post pics of his conquests to a Facebook page boasting tens of thousands of fans, but supposedly got booted from the ‘book for sharing too much salaciousness.
Some other conclusions that can be drawn about Mr. Sharky upon a cursory Google search include the following:
-He likes dogs
-He likes fast cars
-He once stabbed a dude
We wanted to find out more about this delightful young man and decided to try to land an interview, but Mr. Sharky unfortunately rebuffed our advances on Twitter.
Apparently Sharky’s “got no time” for journalists who are “fucking scum pieces of shit,” as you can see in the screenshot of our conversation. I guess he feels he got burned by this Vice profile.
Hey, at least we tried. And that’s the whole story. Happy Friday.
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