The Bangkok Post is reporting that 10 teenagers have been arrested in Pathum Thani for staging armed robberies of condoms and beer from a series of convenience stores.
Employing homemade guns, machetes and a supersized helping of cojones, the teens stormed three, Tesco Lotus Express convenience stores between Dec. 21 and Jan. 6, making away with the aforementioned condoms and beer, as well as a mobile phone that belonged to one of the store employees.
While they proved fantastically talented at absconding with pilfered party fuel, the teens failed to display a similar skill for concealing their identities and were arrested after their faces showed up on store security footage.
Though the teens, all but one of whom are still minors, will face legal penalties, they can at least mitigate their suffering with knowledge that for a minute there, they were the Kings of the Teenagers.
