Goat wild, it’s Chinese New Year!

It’s time to stop horsing around, put last year out to pasture and get horny for the Year of the Goat! Just don’t be a sheep.

You’ve probably heard the fireworks or smelled the burning fake money or possibly taken notice of the hot girls walking around in tight qipao (cheongsam) dresses. Yes, Chinese New Year officially kicks off tomorrow.

Celebrate or not – whatever floats your goat – but Yaowarat Road in Chinatown is the best places to check out the scene, with the usual ceremonials getting underway tomorrow and Friday evening.

That’s well and fine, but really it’s all about the Goat. The past year has seen the world udderly obsessed with this wondrous creature celebrated in internet memes, animated gifs and even a full simulation available for your computational devil-devices.

We’re not kidding, get into the mood with these astounding animals:

 

Take THAT Year of the Horse, or should we say PWN-y?
 
Oh. Fuck. Yes.
 
Ban that sick filth! #goatmodeonly
 
Thirsty goat is thirsty goat is thirsty goat is thirsty goat is …
 
No room in goat brain for fuck to give.
 
THAT whut the goat say.
 

 

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