What will you do if you happen to die in a rescue van from the Poh Teck Tung Foundation?
Fortunately, guidelines are written out on the rear window for studying in your final moments.
A set of rules for the “rescued spirits” issued by Poh Teck Tung Foundation has spread online over the past week after writer and columnist Prapas Cholsaranon shared a snapshot online.
Prapas commented on the humor in the writing but added the person who established the rules might actually be disturbed.
Why? According to classic ghostology, spirits may be attached to the place they died and paralyze people for fun.
Here’s the foundation’s expectations for the recently deceased:
Rules for Rescued Spirits (How to ride in the car)
1. Sit orderly.
2. Do not sit on the roof.
3. Keep your arms and legs in the vehicle.
4. Do not bully the new rescued spirits.
5. Do not make an appearance in a horrifying form.
6. Do not tease the drivers and staff.
7. Do not appear during rescue operations.
8. Please get out of the vehicle at your destination.
9. If you miss us, three digit lottery numbers would be nice.
10. Two digits are fine too.
All spirits must strictly follow the rules.
