Congratulations, Thailand, on not only breaking into the elite club of the world’s heaviest Pornhub viewers, but proving, hands down (and up), that you have a higher stamina for the stuff than anywhere else – the data doesn’t lie.
Despite Pornhub.com, the world’s most-recognized source of online fapping vids, being officially “inaccessible” in Thailand (hah!), the kingdom rose six positions from last year to become its 17th largest consumer, one spot ahead of Russia.
More so, Thais have proven themselves the longest lasting, spending an average of 11 minutes and 21 seconds on the site. That’s more than the Philippines! Seriously guys (and yes, some girls, the numbers indicate), just pick a video and stick with it.
The results were published this week in the site’s year-end reflection on all it has accomplished for world peace.
Grade-A Jerks: Philippines punching above its weight in Pornhub’s 2019 global stats
Thais most searched for were, understandably, “thai,” followed by longtime second-favorite “japanese,” then “korean.”
And who is it that Thais are watching … perform the most? Why, that would be Spanish pornstar Jordi El Nino Polla.
While we agree that he’s super reap roi, he might have gotten an April’s Fool Day bump, and a few bulges, when his face went viral in a Thai meme describing him as “the world’s youngest Olympiad mathematician.”
The meme included a bogus quote attributed to a fake mathematician with a culturally conservative message:
“Disrespecting older generations and thinking that you’re progressive do not make you a new generation. You’re just being arrogant.”
