A Chiang Mai to Bangkok flight was delayed by five minutes this morning as the bomb disposal unit was deployed to inspect a mysterious vibrating object inside a passenger’s suitcase.
The suitcase of a passenger aboard AirAsia flight FD34348, which was scheduled to leave Chiang Mai at 8:25am, contained, not a bomb or other dangerous object, but what officers found to be a silver bullet vibrator that the owner had obviously forgotten to take the battery out of.
“When inspected, the officers found a sex toy. They did not confiscate the item because it did not threaten aviation security. The flight was delayed by five minutes,” AirAsia told Khaosod.
Looks like the only time the object could cause any harm (to your safety or emotional health) is when it runs out of battery, or when the owner can’t find a charger.
