WTH: Sara Malakul is fully clothed and running from dinosaurs

Cowboys AND dinosaurs? Not much could go wrong with that combo, unless you count pretty much everything in the 1:24-minute trailer for “Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs.”

Most notably, national jewel Sara Malakul Lane (SML) remains fully-clothed in a few of the many agonizing seconds for the sci-fi-hick flick in which she plays “Dr. Sinclair.”

“If they’re going to outlive these prehistoric outlaws … they’ll have to shirt first or become extinct … in the wildest action adventure stand-off … where only the best species wins,” posits the narrator.

No one asked, but here it is: After an explosion of a mine in Montana, dinosaurs emerge and terrorize the whole town, so some redneck alcoholics and busty blondes must defend their home.

Who knows, maybe the movie is a load of fun (“Best Bad Movie of 2015” – TechTimes). And maybe Sara will toss off those glasses to show audiences there’s really a hot babe underneath that intelligent, capable exterior.

Otherwise The British-Thai former lakorn princess, whose path to Hollywood began in a 2003 Steven Seagal film, will also be seen in the forthcoming Kickboxer remake.

That’s not to mention “Scouts vs. Zombies,” her other forthcoming project, which has been tagged “post-production” on IMDB for some time. She promised us in an interview last year it would include a sexy shower scene.

“Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs” movie streamed on-demand last week to US audiences, which means it may already have been uploaded somewhere in case you wanna see Sara in serious mode.

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