SML to marry luckiest bastard in world

A Thai-British model who keeps her countrymen on their knees from an ocean away revealed yesterday she will marry her longtime boyfriend.

Sara Malakul Lane says she is considering marrying her director boyfriend, Jared Cohn, whom she’s dated for over two years, as soon as next month.

“It’s possible we might just get married in January,” Sara told Post Today, “We’ve been talking about it for a long time, but I wasn’t ready until now. We’ll see.”

Maybe it’s wishful thinking, but we’re not hearing an overabundance of enthusiasm there.

Fortunately Sara said that, if anything, the news means she’ll need to up her game on kinky photo shoots.

“I won’t  be able to pose for a sexy shoot anymore if I have a baby, so for now let’s do that until I have had enough, and I’ll think about the baby later,” Sara said, “My boyfriend doesn’t mind. I always show him my work and I post the photos on Instagram too. He said he likes it.”

We do too, and unlike the phenomenon of Asian fandom which reacts wrathfully to news of their beloved stars finding love, we think they look great together and wish them the best.

Just please, keep the calendars and bizarre fetish shoots coming.

Photo: Jared Cohn