Single? Like weapons? Weird AF? Try these unusual Bangkok events this Valentine’s Day

Single or spoken for, not everyone gets into the hearts and flowers vibe of Valentine’s Day. Maybe you wanna go out and get drunk with your friends, check in at a girly bar, celebrate galentine’s day or perhaps your sweet thing has blood lust and just wants to throw weapons at stuff with you by her side on the big day.

Check out these weird things you can do to celebrate the day of love tomorrow:

Throw Axes at Stuff with Bae

The new, and much-hyped, Golden Axe Throwing Club, in Lat Phrao, is having an event that lets you throw sharpened blades with your honey.

They say, “It’s Date Night at Golden Axe Throw Club for Valentine’s Day! Grab a partner and compete in a couples tournament to crown Couples Champion of Valentine’s Day.”

After all, the couple that slays together, stays together.

Lat Phrao Wang Hin 67 Alley
Tomorrow, 7pm
MRT Lat Phrao

Hook Up by Color Code

Luna Lounge is trying to help out the single man and woman with their “Single and Ready to Mingle” Event. Show up and get a color-coded wristband to learn who’s DTF, who’s pretending to be good, and who’s taken but just there for the free booze.

they say, “If you haven’t found love this Valentine’s Day, don’t give up hope. We’ve got you covered for a loved up night of dancing and mingling! Everyone at the Valentine’s Edition: I’m Single & Ready To Mingle will have a wristband signifying their relationship status. Green: Single and Free, Orange: Waiting for The Right one, Red: Don’t Bother! I’m Taken.”

Sukhumvit Soi 22
Tomorrow, 9pm
BTS Asoke

Enjoy the Breasts of a Stranger

Hooters is hosting an unusual event called “Forget your Valentine — Love our Breasts.” We think that pretty much sums it up. If you don’t care at all about your online reputation, you can check into the Soi 15 location and hashtag #LoveOurBreasts #HootersAsia #ChickenWings to possibly get six free chicken wings. You’re welcome.
Sukhumvit Soi 15
Tomorrow, 7pm
BTS Nana

Get Wasted with the Gals

Woobar, in the lobby of the W Hotel, is throwing one of their legendary bashes, “I’m Single, So What?” They say “No partner? No problem! Let’s be honest, for singles who want to go out on Valentine’s Day, being around too many happy couples can be its own kind of mood killer. Some might think it’s better to stay in. They shouldn’t. Instead, they can say this: ‘I’m Single, So What?’ and join our party for all unattached and single people.”

W Bangkok
106 North Sathorn Road
Tomorrow, 7pm
BTS Chong Nonsi

The Cotton Candy’s Free But The Ladies Aren’t

Notorious Soi 11 pickup joint Oskar Bistro is hosting an event for V-day with a dress-in-pink theme. They are offering giveaways, free cotton candy, and reduced price bottles of Moët Rosé. While it’s not the most romantic place we can think of, it gets the job done.

They end the invite with the phrase “Crack deals, not hearts.” Oskar, we love ya!

Sukhumvit Soi 11
Tomorrow, 7pm
BTS Nana

Or You Can Go To Mixx

Mixx is throwing a party with the theme of “February 14 – Make Your Dreams Come True.” While we support the coming true of dreams, it’s not usually an action we associate with this late night club in the basement of the Intercontinental Hotel. In fact, we’re pretty sure that this is the exact Bangkok location where dreams come to die. We were also under the impression that no one ever plans to go to this club, they just end up there.

Sukhumvit Road
Tomorrow, 10pm
BTS Chidlom

Anyway, to each their own on the day — and night — of love.