The 21 Stages Of Going Out In Singapore

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1. As soon as the clock strikes 5pm on Friday.
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Or Monday, or Tuesday, or Wednesday…let’s not try to pretend we’re respectable members of society here.

2. You finally get home and the 3-hour beauty ritual commences.

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3. But you still haven’t quite figured out how to dress for a night out in Singapore.

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4. You finally arrive at your friend’s condo for pre-drinks and immediately set your intentions for the night.

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5. And immediately prove how serious you are.

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6. Because it’s Friday and you DGAF.

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7. Once you’re sufficiently tipsy you call a cab. 

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8. A few more drinks and you know that dancing will feature heavily in the night ahead.

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9. You decide its time to make your way to the club.

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10. The bouncers obviously let you in because you’re the first to arrive.

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11. Apart from the club promoter who’s desperately trying to lure people onto the dance floor.

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12. You realize you’re nowhere near drunk enough to handle this

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13. But by then it’s too late and you’re already past the point of no return.
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14. The only thing left to do is hit the dance floor

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15. And even though you have no control over your limbs, you still manage to keep things classy.

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16. You somehow find yourself on Clarke Quay bridge at 4am.

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17. Where someone inevitably screams ‘CHINA ONE’ and it suddenly seems like the best idea of the night.

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18. Until you wake up the next day missing your phone, keys, wallet – or all of the above.

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19. You feel nothing but shame.

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20. And vow never to drink again.

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21. Until next weekend.

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