Is it National Put-lolo-in-the-tabloids Day today? Because we didn’t get that memo, but our favourite tabloids People’s Tonight and Bulgar did, it seems. Both publications have these stories.
Headline: ‘LOLO HAMMERS LOLA!’
People’s Tonight’s
The story: This isn’t an endearing love story; it’s a crime report in Dagupan City about Romana Domantay, 79, who was hit in the head with a hammer by her 76-year-old husband after she scolded him for coming home drunk. Our favorite part of the article: “She must have seen flying angels and devils after her brains were shaken like martini in a shaker.”
Headline: 80-ANYOS NA LOLO, ‘DI NAKAPAG-PARTY, NAGBIGTI
Bulgar
The story: An 80-year-old grandfather named Alberto Mantalaba, from Cebu City, hangs himself because his wife did not allow him to go to a dance party. There was no mention of who was the featured DJ that night.
