Lock up your white powdered goods, people. Ahhh, we mean baby formula. Come on guys, get your noses out of the gutter/off the mirror. The Susu Kangkang Gang (Milk Squat Gang) is out of prison, and they’re back stealing formula by shoving boxes up their skirts and between their legs. Not the most graceful of operations, but effective nonetheless.
Police arrested four gang members, two men and two women on Wednesday night at a supermarket in the Dataran Sunway area of KL.
Having had their formula hoarding foiled, one of the men attempted to hit an officer with a metal baton while attempting to evade authorities.
Police clarified that the Susu Kangkang Gang wasn’t just hilariously catchy, it basically summed up their modus operandi. “The gang is so named because they hide the baby formula under their clothes, in between their legs,” said PJ Asst Comm Mohd Zani Che Din. Got it.
The women would come in to unsuspecting supermarkets, pretending to be pregnant, while the men worked as lookouts.
The bust resulted in the seizure of 21 cans and 17 boxes of baby formula.
The goods were then resold to smaller shops in the neighborhood, that police described as “mostly illegal immigrants.”
The four are now in remand for robbery and causing injury.
You know what this means. If you’re a woman of birthing age, don’t mind wearing loose garments, can keep your cool in stressful situations, and can squat and clench like a pro, Susu Kangkang Gang may have an opening.
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